Privacy policy of The Kastner site

The Kastner doesn't really care about your privacy.
It's the responsibility of each of us to do what we can to safeguard our privacy. It's not the job of someone else or some government agency. Sure others can help us and if there's going to be a law dictating what can and can't be done it might need to be enforced, or just as likely repealed. But it's your job to protect yourself, not mine. Get, keep current, and use one of the many available privacy protection software packages available. You should be doing the same for your email, get, keep current, and use a virus scan program for your email. The W32.Klez.gen virus was discovered on November 9, 2001 and someone with my email address in their address book is still sending the stinking thing out to me. Don't they have SOME kind of virus protection? Do they never update the virus definition file? Should they be allowed to procreate?
Crap! Some of you people make me sick.
Ok, I'm back. I feel a little better now, thanks. Anyway, privacy. Protect yourself. Remember google is your friend. Try to do a search for something like, oh I don't know, maybe something like "privacy software" or spybot?

As for TheKastner site,
as long as you behave yourself I don't care who you are, where you came from or who your ISP is. No information will be given or sold to anyone else. Right now there's nothing on the site to ask for any type of personal information. If such a thing is ever added you'll be warned and told how that information will be used. However, notice that key phrase in the fist sentence of this paragraph, "behave yourself". Behave yourself and life will be sweet. I'll be adding more of that informative history as time goes on. That's good stuff your kids can use for school assignments to really impress their teachers and maybe make grades equal to what a Kastner might make. There will also be rants and other words of wisdom to help you non-kastners get through your mundane life. But woe to any who misbehaves toward TheKastner site. Crackers, troublemakers and other low-lifes will be tracked using any and all means available. Hunted down and virtually shot on the spot. And spammers, bagh! Here's a special paragraph just for you.

In ALL instances of Unsolicited Bulk Email (spam):

There you have it, The Kastner's privacy policy. Respect mine and I'll do the same for you.

One final note.
Privacy is one thing, subliminal messages are a whole different matter. There are subliminal messages scattered throughout the site. Most can be recognized by a faint dashed underline and a change in the shape of your cursor. Hold your cursor steady over the underlined words and the subliminal message will appear. Here's an example. But notice I said "most". Not all of the subliminal messages stand out like that, there are others that are hidden. That's what makes them subliminal messages and not just your everyday garden variety message; Duh.

Last Update, 26 March 2004.


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