I am B.S. Kastner, The Great Kastner

I am not the bravest of Kastners but I am very brave
All Kastners are brave. It's part of who we are.
I am not the most handsome of all Kastners but I am very handsome
Kastner males normally are and the woman are pleasant to the eye.
I am not the smartest of the Kastners but I am very smart
There are other Kastners who are smarter or better educated but when compared to the common non-Kastner the difference is striking.
I am not the most cunning of all Kastners but I am very cunning
Age and maturity added to the natural abilities found in all Kastners make this a common Kastner trait.
I am not the fiercest in battle of all Kastners but I am very fierce
I have yet to meet my match in battle, try me at your peril.
Author unknown but definitly a Kastner, although not a Great Kastner, from sometime in the distant past.

How can I claim the title of The Great Kastner?
If you've read the history pages for both Kastners through history and me you know how important Kastners have always been for civilization. And the google search for Kastner elsewhere on this site lists many leading physicians, university professors and business leaders, all Kastners. So with all this how can I claim the title of The Great Kastner or the simpler variation The Kastner? Simple, I alone of the Kastners display all those attributes, some of which are listed above, that combine to let men recognize The Kastner.
Emperors, kings, philosophers, great thinkers and teachers of every discipline and especially the masses need someone they can look up to and attempt to emulate. There is one person in the world that fills that need, B.S. Kastner, The Kastner.

The Kastner Emporer

Years ago I recognized this in myself.
But out of respect for my father I did not make the claim until after he passed on. I am a fully mature male Kastner in the prime of my life and I don't believe there is another Kastner in the world who is my equal or who can show a better claim to the title of Great Kastner than I. If any other Kastner wants to try, make yourself known to me. I can be reached by email at .
Non-Kastners of course can not even be considered for the title. That's just a fact of life so please keep all flames to yourself. Or better yet direct them at the parents who brought you into the world as an non-Kastner.

A note on web addresses.
There are other kastner.$whatevers both already registered and available for registration. There are also thekastner.$somethings that are still available. thekastner.us is an example. These are minor things. I am The Kastner of the World . The dot US is not the world and I have no interest in it or anyone who registers it and tries to claim what is mine by birth, the right to be called The Great Kastner.

May your offspring feast on the hearts of their enemies.

A parting wish for you from The Kastner

Last Update, 26 March 2004.
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